Hillary Duff Teaches All Girls How To Handle Getting Engaged!!

What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring? You cry. You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast. Take notes ladies. This is how it’s done. If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man. Man I love Hillary Duff. Just such a sneaky little freakshow. It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too? OH!

MAKING A MESS

MAKING A MESS: Revellers in Galaxidi, Greece, 125 miles northwest of Athens, celebrated Clean Monday by participating in a colorful “flour war.” This traditional festivity marks the end of carnival season and the start of the 40-day Lent period until the Orthodox Easter. (Yiorgos Karahalis/Reuters)

IN NEED OF AID

IN NEED OF AID: Haitians awaited medical attention Monday at a Mission Rescue clinic next to a camp for the displaced in Port-au-Prince, Haiti. A month after Haiti’s devastating earthquake, doctors at the nonprofit say they are now suffering from a lack of volunteers, as many early responders have gone back to their home countries. They also said there is shortage of tents, tarps and food aid for displaced Haitians living in the nearby camps. (John Moore/GettyImages)

CARNIVAL

CARNIVAL CELEBRATIONS: A reveller of the Mocidade samba school participated in the second night of the Carnival parade in Rio de Janeiro’s Sambadrome on Monday. (Bruno Domingos/Reuters)

DODGING A BULLET

DODGING A BULLET: Lance Cpl. Andrew Koenig spoke to his mother Monday on a satellite phone borrowed from a reporter after he was struck by a bullet in the front of his helmet. “I thought I’d been shot in the head, but was somehow still alive,” he said later. U.S. Marines and Afghan forces continued “Operation Moshtarak,” meaning “joint operation,” to retake the city of Marjah, Afghanistan, from Taliban forces. (Bryan Denton for The Wall Street Journal)